« Home | Maus vs. Katze » | Was ist der Engel-Energie-Akkumulator? » | Dorfer's DonnersTalk » | The 10 Rules of Google » | YouTube - Broadcast Yourself. » | 50 years of World Press Photo » | Bode Miller begrüßt Doping? » | Was die New York Times über die Österreicher schre... » | Steve Ballmer - Uncyclopedia » | Witz des Tages »

Kill Bill's Browser - Switch to Firefox

Check out the 13 reasons for Firefox:

1. You'll only see porn when you want to.

2. Your kids will only see porn when they want to.

3. Your computer won't spend its free time telling the world about Viagra soft tabs.

4. Mozilla doesn't inflate prices and use the money to vaccinate children in Africa.

5. If we knew web designers would hurl themselves off it, we wouldn't have put the Golden Gate bridge so close to San Francisco.

6. Keep squinting and your eyes will get stuck like that, stupid

7. It will make Bill Gates soooooooooo mad.

9. Ritalin is fun, but A.D.D. is not.

10. It's like switching from dating a 14-year-old to dating an 18-year-old.

11. Reduce your weekly family & friends tech support load to 8 hours.

12. More effective than throwing pies.

13. Because the Department of Justice Lacks Balls.